Weird customers

This past week I was working a 12-9 shift and I'd say it was probably around 8:30 when this guy came through my line. He was wearing a hunters orange jumpsuit with goggle and a hat. I asked if he just got done hunting and he said " No I rode my motorcycle here". I though he was crazy, the temperature was about 20 degrees and he was on a freaking MOTORCYCLE!!! He was talking to me saying that he rode all the way from Cass City which is about 20 minutes from town. Then right before he left he opened up his pocket and showed me this squirrel head. I asked him if it was real and he said "Yes" then it started to crawl all over him and it grabbed it and shoved it back into his pocket. I looked at the owners daughter and the carry out and to make sure they seen what I just seen, they seen it too. Then I asked the guy "Why do you have that?" and he replied "It helps keep me warm!". I didn't really know what to think, I was honestly stunned that he brought a live squirrel into  a grocery store.!

Today I had a lady come through my line and she was bigger and she was gross and disgusting looking. The first thing that she said to me was "You need to eat a hamburger and a milkshake". I looked at her and I just thought in my head you need to eat a salad and could afford to miss a few meals yourself lady. Then she told me " I envy you because you are skinnier than me, and way prettier than me. My husband lost interest in me.!". I didn't even say anything to her because I didn't know how to respond to that. So I just looked at her and told her to have a nice day!

Public.

Well, the past few days at work have been horribly busy. Even though we were busy I guess that we didn't meant the quota that we are supposed to. My boss was kind of disappointed that we didn't. Oh well, not my problem. I had many people that were very rude to me.

I had this guy tell me that: he wouldn't date me because my teeth aren't white enough for him, and my hair isn't long enough either. I don't know why he said this., I'm in a relationship and 18, he was in his fifties!!!! I ended up telling the guy to leave me alone and that I don't have an interest in him. He got pretty pissed at me because apparently I gave him a look like "I want you". HMMMM weirdo. Then I had another person tell me that my glasses are fake. At first I just wanted to punch them in the face for saying that. My glasses are not fake. So I took them off and they put them on and said" wow, I guess these aren't fake, you are blind." The public really gets on my nerves.

I hate when Christmas is almost here and everyone asks if I was born near Christmas. "Oh, your name is Holley? Your middle name must be Noel! What month were you born in?" Stupid questions like these, make me wanna pull my hair out and scream. I don't understand is why people have to be so damn nosey, just stand there and pay your grocery bill and get out. Not that HARD! When its busy like this and people are annoying, it tends to put me in a pissy mood so then, I don't even care if I talk to you while I check you out.