Weird customers

This past week I was working a 12-9 shift and I'd say it was probably around 8:30 when this guy came through my line. He was wearing a hunters orange jumpsuit with goggle and a hat. I asked if he just got done hunting and he said " No I rode my motorcycle here". I though he was crazy, the temperature was about 20 degrees and he was on a freaking MOTORCYCLE!!! He was talking to me saying that he rode all the way from Cass City which is about 20 minutes from town. Then right before he left he opened up his pocket and showed me this squirrel head. I asked him if it was real and he said "Yes" then it started to crawl all over him and it grabbed it and shoved it back into his pocket. I looked at the owners daughter and the carry out and to make sure they seen what I just seen, they seen it too. Then I asked the guy "Why do you have that?" and he replied "It helps keep me warm!". I didn't really know what to think, I was honestly stunned that he brought a live squirrel into  a grocery store.!

Today I had a lady come through my line and she was bigger and she was gross and disgusting looking. The first thing that she said to me was "You need to eat a hamburger and a milkshake". I looked at her and I just thought in my head you need to eat a salad and could afford to miss a few meals yourself lady. Then she told me " I envy you because you are skinnier than me, and way prettier than me. My husband lost interest in me.!". I didn't even say anything to her because I didn't know how to respond to that. So I just looked at her and told her to have a nice day!