Some people

These past few days at work have just been crazy. Between everyone getting ready for early doe season, youth hunt, and goose season you only see camo. I had this little kid come through my line at work and say "Can you see me?"
I replied "Yes, I can see you"
Little boy " Dang it, I'm wearing camo so you can't see me"
I replied "You are only camouflaged in the woods not in a grocery store" and he started to cry. I didn't think I said anything mean but then again he was like 10.

I had this one lady come through my line on Friday and she really liked my name. She was older and was like "wow, I really like your name"
I said "Thanks, I was named after a carburetor"
the lady laughed kinda rudely at me and said " You were seriously named after a car part? You poor poor girl. You parents have a good sense of humor. But, you are the cutest carburetor I have ever seen though."
I said "Thanks I guess??" I was kind of confused on what just happened.
Then she said "I like the spelling though cause it writes smoothly on paper." I just tuned her out after that I was very annoyed with her at the moment.

Then I had this guy tell me that he likes my name.
Random guy "I like your name too bad I only see it out in the woods"
I said "What? only out in the woods? I don't understand what you mean by that"
Random guy "You were named after a flower and I see you when I go out to shoot some damn deer!"
I said "I've never seen this kind of flower so I have no idea what you are talking about"
Random guy "Well, I have to go but you need to go live in the woods"

Yesterday (Saturday) I had this lady look at me and I thought she was looking at my glasses but to only find out she wasn't. She said "I like the way you put on your eyeliner!" I was so confused on that. I've never had someone say that to me. Working with the public I tell ya.